Today was not a great day. It started off bad, then got okay and then ended bad.
Okay, to start: Dave was going to go somewhere but then came back. Noodle got out and then proceeded to crawl into the culvert in our drive way. Then a few moments later we heard her freaking out and barking. Dave got a flashlight and then we found out that's where the stupid skunk who eats our trash lives. So Noodle had an argument with it and couldn't get out. So Dave panicked and I panicked but eventually she got out stinking like a skunk's butthole.
So we needed to get her cleaned up and that was a hassle. Then the task of getting rid of the skunk was intense. I don't want to get into the whole thing but it involved a pressure washer and a lot of mistakes. *NOTE TO EVERYONE* If you are going to chase a skunk out of you culvert, close the garage first or they will lodge themselves in there and spray all your stuff.
So we did some running around which was okay but boring. We did get Wendy's which was tasty.
Then we played Donkey Kong 64. It is so hard. I don't understand how they intend children to play this because I can't do any of it.
But then I let the stupid Winston out to pee and then he got out of our makeshift gate and I had to climb on a plastic chair in the dark to get him and then I fell off said plastic chair while holding the stupid little pig onto my elbow and my derriere on the patio stones. So that was stupid. And hurt and I think it will be bruised but right now its green because there are weeds in our patio stones. Ridiculous.
So I have nothing relevant to say today because I am super cranky now. But Crystal A+ on both the challenge and punishment. I am excited about our mustachioed wizard, the mischievous little bastard. (PS. watching so you think you can dance and I want Travis Wall to dance forever and ever. How is he human?)
Showing posts with label ouch. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Ugh
This is harder than I anticipated. Not the drawing stuff, as long as I have an idea I am golden. I did not see the inconvenience of not being able to sit up long enough to stay at my big computer. I drew the first two pictures and then I got a crazy migraine and needed to sleep for an hour. Awesome right?
Oh well I will give you the remaining 8 pictures soon enough.
So much for starting to exercise and start eating healthy this week. It was all planned. Now anything more solid than mashed potatoes feels like death. Stupid Dave. Always getting me sick.
On the sad side I now have gotten through all the seasons of Gilmore Girls. Which is sad on so many levels. most of all because its over and it really doesn't end super well. I think Crystal told me that they weren't intending on the last episode being the last episode so that sucks. I hate when good shows are cancelled before they end properly.
I need a new show to watch now.
Mostly because it is apparently horror movie season and the commercials alone scare me.
It is almost Halloween. I don't usually like it because its spooky and people try to scare me and its easy and I hate it. However we started decorating outside and it looks nice so far. We aren't done yet because Dave is in a war with the neighbours on spookiness. all because last year he did nothing but turn on a fog machine and the wind took all his fog onto the neighbours much spookier graveyard scene. This year so far we have a skeleton and a mini graveyard and some spooky skulls. Needs some work. Also we need light. In the dark you can't see any of our stuff. Makes it a little useless.
Anyways I am going to go for now and try not to explode my disease everywhere.
Oh well I will give you the remaining 8 pictures soon enough.
So much for starting to exercise and start eating healthy this week. It was all planned. Now anything more solid than mashed potatoes feels like death. Stupid Dave. Always getting me sick.
On the sad side I now have gotten through all the seasons of Gilmore Girls. Which is sad on so many levels. most of all because its over and it really doesn't end super well. I think Crystal told me that they weren't intending on the last episode being the last episode so that sucks. I hate when good shows are cancelled before they end properly.
I need a new show to watch now.
Mostly because it is apparently horror movie season and the commercials alone scare me.
It is almost Halloween. I don't usually like it because its spooky and people try to scare me and its easy and I hate it. However we started decorating outside and it looks nice so far. We aren't done yet because Dave is in a war with the neighbours on spookiness. all because last year he did nothing but turn on a fog machine and the wind took all his fog onto the neighbours much spookier graveyard scene. This year so far we have a skeleton and a mini graveyard and some spooky skulls. Needs some work. Also we need light. In the dark you can't see any of our stuff. Makes it a little useless.
Anyways I am going to go for now and try not to explode my disease everywhere.
Ugh
This is harder than I anticipated. Not the drawing stuff, as long as I have an idea I am golden. I did not see the inconvenience of not being able to sit up long enough to stay at my big computer. I drew the first two pictures and then I got a crazy migraine and needed to sleep for an hour. Awesome right?
Oh well I will give you the remaining 8 pictures soon enough.
So much for starting to exercise and start eating healthy this week. It was all planned. Now anything more solid than mashed potatoes feels like death. Stupid Dave. Always getting me sick.
On the sad side I now have gotten through all the seasons of Gilmore Girls. Which is sad on so many levels. most of all because its over and it really doesn't end super well. I think Crystal told me that they weren't intending on the last episode being the last episode so that sucks. I hate when good shows are cancelled before they end properly.
I need a new show to watch now.
Mostly because it is apparently horror movie season and the commercials alone scare me.
It is almost Halloween. I don't usually like it because its spooky and people try to scare me and its easy and I hate it. However we started decorating outside and it looks nice so far. We aren't done yet because Dave is in a war with the neighbours on spookiness. all because last year he did nothing but turn on a fog machine and the wind took all his fog onto the neighbours much spookier graveyard scene. This year so far we have a skeleton and a mini graveyard and some spooky skulls. Needs some work. Also we need light. In the dark you can't see any of our stuff. Makes it a little useless.
Anyways I am going to go for now and try not to explode my disease everywhere.
Oh well I will give you the remaining 8 pictures soon enough.
So much for starting to exercise and start eating healthy this week. It was all planned. Now anything more solid than mashed potatoes feels like death. Stupid Dave. Always getting me sick.
On the sad side I now have gotten through all the seasons of Gilmore Girls. Which is sad on so many levels. most of all because its over and it really doesn't end super well. I think Crystal told me that they weren't intending on the last episode being the last episode so that sucks. I hate when good shows are cancelled before they end properly.
I need a new show to watch now.
Mostly because it is apparently horror movie season and the commercials alone scare me.
It is almost Halloween. I don't usually like it because its spooky and people try to scare me and its easy and I hate it. However we started decorating outside and it looks nice so far. We aren't done yet because Dave is in a war with the neighbours on spookiness. all because last year he did nothing but turn on a fog machine and the wind took all his fog onto the neighbours much spookier graveyard scene. This year so far we have a skeleton and a mini graveyard and some spooky skulls. Needs some work. Also we need light. In the dark you can't see any of our stuff. Makes it a little useless.
Anyways I am going to go for now and try not to explode my disease everywhere.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Ouch
So apparently in one of my athletic endeavors I have managed to throw my back out. I'm not sure if it was the bungee jumping, rock climbing, white-water kayaking or bull fighting that did it but it is mildly uncomfortable and I wish it would stop.
What? You don't believe that I am any kind of athletic? Well I must say I am insulted.I mean I can lift two cases of soda in one hand, I can walk really fast at movie theaters when I need to pee (I mean seriously you won't even notice I am gone ask Crystal), and I can even eat a lot of carbs all at once so that my body has tons to burn off.
Still don't believe me? Well then you are being unfair. So what if I hurt my back by breathing slightly too much, or from hunching over my drawing tablet all morning. That was for you, Internet, you should be thankful. Do you see all those unicorns I drew you? Those actually took a surprisingly long time. I tried many different brushes but none looked right and it still isn't perfect. As I get better at this whole tablet thing I will hopefully give you better drawings. But for now, you will like what I give you because I am sore.
I went shopping yesterday, and now I own two whole pairs of pants that don't have holes in them. That is a new record I think. I also bought more socks because the ones I was wearing were being annoying and when its buy one get one half price it is just irresponsible to not buy two packs. Dave didn't seem to understand that.
Anyways, shopping with Crystal was nice. I got really jealous of all the preteens shopping for back-to-school because their parents were buying them all kinds of clothes and all they had to do was promise to clean their rooms once a month which totally won't happen anyways. When I buy clothes I have to promise my MasterCard that I will one day pay him off. We both know its not that simple.
That is all for now! I am going to go see if there is some bad movie on the W network I can watch.
What? You don't believe that I am any kind of athletic? Well I must say I am insulted.I mean I can lift two cases of soda in one hand, I can walk really fast at movie theaters when I need to pee (I mean seriously you won't even notice I am gone ask Crystal), and I can even eat a lot of carbs all at once so that my body has tons to burn off.
Still don't believe me? Well then you are being unfair. So what if I hurt my back by breathing slightly too much, or from hunching over my drawing tablet all morning. That was for you, Internet, you should be thankful. Do you see all those unicorns I drew you? Those actually took a surprisingly long time. I tried many different brushes but none looked right and it still isn't perfect. As I get better at this whole tablet thing I will hopefully give you better drawings. But for now, you will like what I give you because I am sore.
I went shopping yesterday, and now I own two whole pairs of pants that don't have holes in them. That is a new record I think. I also bought more socks because the ones I was wearing were being annoying and when its buy one get one half price it is just irresponsible to not buy two packs. Dave didn't seem to understand that.
Anyways, shopping with Crystal was nice. I got really jealous of all the preteens shopping for back-to-school because their parents were buying them all kinds of clothes and all they had to do was promise to clean their rooms once a month which totally won't happen anyways. When I buy clothes I have to promise my MasterCard that I will one day pay him off. We both know its not that simple.
That is all for now! I am going to go see if there is some bad movie on the W network I can watch.
Ouch
So apparently in one of my athletic endeavors I have managed to throw my back out. I'm not sure if it was the bungee jumping, rock climbing, white-water kayaking or bull fighting that did it but it is mildly uncomfortable and I wish it would stop.
What? You don't believe that I am any kind of athletic? Well I must say I am insulted.I mean I can lift two cases of soda in one hand, I can walk really fast at movie theaters when I need to pee (I mean seriously you won't even notice I am gone ask Crystal), and I can even eat a lot of carbs all at once so that my body has tons to burn off.
Still don't believe me? Well then you are being unfair. So what if I hurt my back by breathing slightly too much, or from hunching over my drawing tablet all morning. That was for you, Internet, you should be thankful. Do you see all those unicorns I drew you? Those actually took a surprisingly long time. I tried many different brushes but none looked right and it still isn't perfect. As I get better at this whole tablet thing I will hopefully give you better drawings. But for now, you will like what I give you because I am sore.
I went shopping yesterday, and now I own two whole pairs of pants that don't have holes in them. That is a new record I think. I also bought more socks because the ones I was wearing were being annoying and when its buy one get one half price it is just irresponsible to not buy two packs. Dave didn't seem to understand that.
Anyways, shopping with Crystal was nice. I got really jealous of all the preteens shopping for back-to-school because their parents were buying them all kinds of clothes and all they had to do was promise to clean their rooms once a month which totally won't happen anyways. When I buy clothes I have to promise my MasterCard that I will one day pay him off. We both know its not that simple.
That is all for now! I am going to go see if there is some bad movie on the W network I can watch.
What? You don't believe that I am any kind of athletic? Well I must say I am insulted.I mean I can lift two cases of soda in one hand, I can walk really fast at movie theaters when I need to pee (I mean seriously you won't even notice I am gone ask Crystal), and I can even eat a lot of carbs all at once so that my body has tons to burn off.
Still don't believe me? Well then you are being unfair. So what if I hurt my back by breathing slightly too much, or from hunching over my drawing tablet all morning. That was for you, Internet, you should be thankful. Do you see all those unicorns I drew you? Those actually took a surprisingly long time. I tried many different brushes but none looked right and it still isn't perfect. As I get better at this whole tablet thing I will hopefully give you better drawings. But for now, you will like what I give you because I am sore.
I went shopping yesterday, and now I own two whole pairs of pants that don't have holes in them. That is a new record I think. I also bought more socks because the ones I was wearing were being annoying and when its buy one get one half price it is just irresponsible to not buy two packs. Dave didn't seem to understand that.
Anyways, shopping with Crystal was nice. I got really jealous of all the preteens shopping for back-to-school because their parents were buying them all kinds of clothes and all they had to do was promise to clean their rooms once a month which totally won't happen anyways. When I buy clothes I have to promise my MasterCard that I will one day pay him off. We both know its not that simple.
That is all for now! I am going to go see if there is some bad movie on the W network I can watch.
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