The main issue with my job is that it has an expiry date. I am currently on a contract. These contracts cannot have more then 90 days in one calender year. I run out of days on June 19th. So by June 19th, I need to figure out what the hell I am supposed to do with my life, or at the very least, what the hell I am going to do to make enough money to pay my mortgage. Way to go on the whole buying a house thing without a solid job Tanya... you really thought that one through. Oh well, at least my house is fun.
I briefly looking into writing jobs, like a freelance position I could do from home. The thing about that is, the people who hire freelance writers always want people who are knowledgeable in stuff. I am knowledgeable about nothing. Except maybe Cheese Pizza. Is there a website out there who needs to know about the various ratings of cheese pizzas in the Ottawa region? Because I could whip that up for you in a hurry.
I was trying so hard to think about what I know about, so here is a list of things that I am probably qualified to talk about:
- Cheese Pizza in Ottawa and its surrounding regions
- Having and ignoring various illnesses/medical conditions
- Skip Bo (the card game)
- Acceptable times to wear sweatpants (spoiler alert, its always)
- Wanting to be something that you will probably never achieve
- Being bad at spelling
- wishing you lived in tv shows.
I think the only thing I could possible ever be paid to write about, would be TV. I love TV. But I suppose I don't watch enough TV, or any of the "fancy" tv shows that are all up in the critical business.
I will start reviewing TV shows and then maybe someone will be generous enough to just throw money at me while I do it. Wouldn't that just be great?
I could review the crap out of New Girl. I am fan-girl cuh-razy about that business. I will next week. I literally watch each episode at the bare minimum 3 times. It is probably pathetic, but I don't even care. I also watch a lot of Community, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, the Office, and other shows that are guilty pleasures.
Should I start reviewing stuff? Would that be a useful purpose for this mess of a blog? I know I haven't blogged much lately, but I have a legitimate excuse: I had literally nothing to say. At least nothing that I need the internet to know.... My life is not that interesting unfortunately... and I promised to not turn this into the Winston the puppy show. Although who are we kidding, that would sell better than anything because who can resist that dog? Cutest ever.
Anyways, I am going to go. I haven't drawn you a picture in a while... but that isn't going to change today because its almost Community/Big Bang time. Everyone go watch community immediately to bring up ratings so we can have a fifth season without Pierce!