Discounts!

A very in depth posting about the coolest birthday present that my grandparents got for me is coming soon. It needs more attention then what I am capable of right now. You should all be very excited because its just about the best thing ever that anyone could ever give me. (Except my dog Sable because clearly she is the greatest and will never be replaced.)

Other than that, I am not at work today.

I went over to the new Walmart to stock up on snacks for Crystal and Tanya's Binge Fest 2012 (aka my birthday). I picked up chips, ice cream, cookies, and swoodle ingredients. So basically the plan for tonight is gain twenty pounds and play a lot of lego batman 2. Jealous? I thought so. You will only be more jealous when you see what my grandparents got me.

While I was at Walmart I went to look at printers because I am having issues with trying to order certain things in my store. I made a card with Yoda on it and they won't let me print it because they apparently care about peoples copyright laws. Babies. So I looked at printers for a while before asking someone for help. He knew nothing and was useless. But, he did mention that their Epson stock was being removed but that Canon was okay. I think that Epson might be okay because thats what we used in photography school, however I didn't want to purchase something that I couldn't buy ink for in two months. I picked up the Canon one and was kind of hesitant because of the 89.99$ price tag. The last time I bought a printer, it was 19.99, but it didn't work at all and just resulted in me sending various angry emails to HP so I wanted to actually invest in a good one.  I went through the cash and passed the cashier my printer and when she scanend it, the best thing ever: $39.99. It had no sale sticker, it was marked right on the shelf because there wasn't even a 40$ printer at all. So it was basically just the best day.

Anyways, that was a long and winded story to say I got a printer that just magically became 50$ cheaper. I couldn't be happier. Nothing brightens up a trip to Walmart like a 50$ unexpected discount.  Also, it worked really well and the set up wasn't hard. It is also wireless so that it convenient. I already made my greeting cards that weren't allowed for those afraid of George Lucas. I am not. I could take him.

I don't have a drawing for you right now... Oh you know what I will show you the Yoda I drew that my store won't make for me! This whole post is really boring, but I am saving all my creativity for my post later with my gift. I think you will like it, I think it will be excellent.

Discounts!

A very in depth posting about the coolest birthday present that my grandparents got for me is coming soon. It needs more attention then what I am capable of right now. You should all be very excited because its just about the best thing ever that anyone could ever give me. (Except my dog Sable because clearly she is the greatest and will never be replaced.)

Other than that, I am not at work today.

I went over to the new Walmart to stock up on snacks for Crystal and Tanya's Binge Fest 2012 (aka my birthday). I picked up chips, ice cream, cookies, and swoodle ingredients. So basically the plan for tonight is gain twenty pounds and play a lot of lego batman 2. Jealous? I thought so. You will only be more jealous when you see what my grandparents got me.

While I was at Walmart I went to look at printers because I am having issues with trying to order certain things in my store. I made a card with Yoda on it and they won't let me print it because they apparently care about peoples copyright laws. Babies. So I looked at printers for a while before asking someone for help. He knew nothing and was useless. But, he did mention that their Epson stock was being removed but that Canon was okay. I think that Epson might be okay because thats what we used in photography school, however I didn't want to purchase something that I couldn't buy ink for in two months. I picked up the Canon one and was kind of hesitant because of the 89.99$ price tag. The last time I bought a printer, it was 19.99, but it didn't work at all and just resulted in me sending various angry emails to HP so I wanted to actually invest in a good one.  I went through the cash and passed the cashier my printer and when she scanend it, the best thing ever: $39.99. It had no sale sticker, it was marked right on the shelf because there wasn't even a 40$ printer at all. So it was basically just the best day.

Anyways, that was a long and winded story to say I got a printer that just magically became 50$ cheaper. I couldn't be happier. Nothing brightens up a trip to Walmart like a 50$ unexpected discount.  Also, it worked really well and the set up wasn't hard. It is also wireless so that it convenient. I already made my greeting cards that weren't allowed for those afraid of George Lucas. I am not. I could take him.

I don't have a drawing for you right now... Oh you know what I will show you the Yoda I drew that my store won't make for me! This whole post is really boring, but I am saving all my creativity for my post later with my gift. I think you will like it, I think it will be excellent.

Overheard at Walmart

Its like those "People of Walmart" pictures where they are wearing something horrific, except it was something this woman was babbling about. I can't remember the exact words but in all honesty, the ones you think I would be making up are the legit ones.

Me: *wandering around the clothing section after leaving work waiting for my ride to come*

Lady: Excuse me

Walmart Associate (who apparently missed basic training as normal ones have invisibility cloaks): Yes?

Lady: Can you help me find Capri's for Petite people *woman says in a disgruntled voice*

Me: *still looking around at clothes becoming intrigued by her apparently disgust*

Lady: Do you even sell clothes for petite people? I mean the sizing is completely different!

Me *notices woman is taller than me by a few inches, still short and probably "petite" but trying really hard not to laugh at her anger*

Walmart associate: *blank stare* I know we sell some, did you lo-

Lady: I looked everywhere, do you sell them or not? I have looked everywhere, Zellers, Walmart, none of you sell petite size Capri's.

Walmart associate: Oh well let me check over here *tries to look through rack of Capri's beside her that are clearly labelled petite*

Lady: Well those aren't short enough, don't you know that petite sizes are smaller? I mean they fit completely different. I don't know why no one makes them its so unfair.Its so prejudice. I could get a lawyer and sure because this is ridiculous and unfair. I just want some Capri's.

Me: *openly staring with mouth hanging open, realizes I am wearing Capri's, laughs. I am 5'2*

Lady: God, this is so unfair. *storms off*

Walmart Associate: *blank stare, shares a look of terror with me, turns and slowly walks away in complete shock*

So, dear lady who thinks she is too petite for the world. Almost all pants can be hemmed. Spend the 7$ and have them shortened if you are that picky. OR if you are that cheap, a lot of them can be rolled up and will stay rolled up. Or, look at stores that are actually clothing stores?

Anyways, this concludes the pre-written portion of this blog. I should be returning today if I didn't count wrong! See you soon!

Overheard at Walmart

Its like those "People of Walmart" pictures where they are wearing something horrific, except it was something this woman was babbling about. I can't remember the exact words but in all honesty, the ones you think I would be making up are the legit ones.

Me: *wandering around the clothing section after leaving work waiting for my ride to come*

Lady: Excuse me

Walmart Associate (who apparently missed basic training as normal ones have invisibility cloaks): Yes?

Lady: Can you help me find Capri's for Petite people *woman says in a disgruntled voice*

Me: *still looking around at clothes becoming intrigued by her apparently disgust*

Lady: Do you even sell clothes for petite people? I mean the sizing is completely different!

Me *notices woman is taller than me by a few inches, still short and probably "petite" but trying really hard not to laugh at her anger*

Walmart associate: *blank stare* I know we sell some, did you lo-

Lady: I looked everywhere, do you sell them or not? I have looked everywhere, Zellers, Walmart, none of you sell petite size Capri's.

Walmart associate: Oh well let me check over here *tries to look through rack of Capri's beside her that are clearly labelled petite*

Lady: Well those aren't short enough, don't you know that petite sizes are smaller? I mean they fit completely different. I don't know why no one makes them its so unfair.Its so prejudice. I could get a lawyer and sure because this is ridiculous and unfair. I just want some Capri's.

Me: *openly staring with mouth hanging open, realizes I am wearing Capri's, laughs. I am 5'2*

Lady: God, this is so unfair. *storms off*

Walmart Associate: *blank stare, shares a look of terror with me, turns and slowly walks away in complete shock*

So, dear lady who thinks she is too petite for the world. Almost all pants can be hemmed. Spend the 7$ and have them shortened if you are that picky. OR if you are that cheap, a lot of them can be rolled up and will stay rolled up. Or, look at stores that are actually clothing stores?

Anyways, this concludes the pre-written portion of this blog. I should be returning today if I didn't count wrong! See you soon!