Although, I have no excuse. I am going to be twenty four next week and I still don't know what I stand for. I have even done hundreds of loads of laundry.
I just am not well informed of day-to-day life in the world because every time I try to get interested it makes me sad. I give up easily.
But I have decided its time I stand up for something: The Ethical Treatment of Unicorns.
You may be thinking to yourself, well unicorns don't exist Tanya, don't be so stupid. I counter with this: Have you ever seen a million dollars? No? Well you know it still exists how? Perhaps unicorns just don't like you. So stop picking on them. How would you like it if I told you that you didn't exist?
We could make this a whole thing everyone. It could even be expanded to The Ethical Treatment of Unicorns and Other Magical Creatures, such as the Phoenix and the centaur. We can have an international unicorn day, because I expect this to explode with wild support.
Here are some campaign posters. I expect Obama to jump all over this shit. I am not American, but I do know that he probably still wants to be president. If you want to stay president Obama, you will need to support the causes people care about. If I were American, and you supported the ETU I would totally vote for you.
Take a stand everyone. A stand against the non-believers. Magic can only exist as long as we believe in it.
Believe in Unicorns. Believe in Magic. Believe in Yourself.
PS: I will make posters, shirts, buttons and other things available soon so you too can raise awareness of the Ethical Treatment of Unicorns.